"Hey, everybody, come and get me!!!! I'm a fresh and free firkin--that's right, a FIRKIN--of cask-conditioned Heavy Seas Loose Cannon! SELF-SERVICE, folks! The BEST beer on the grounds, the ONLY cask beer here...................
I SAID, FREE CASK LOOSE CANNON!!!!!!!! HOPPY AS ALL GET-OUT, YUMMY, JUST POUR YOURSELF A GLASS..............
I'M NOT EMPTY, FOLKS!!! THIS ISN'T A TRAP! STOP WATCHING THE BLONDE ON THE MECHANICAL BULL OVER THERE AND COME DRINK WHAT YOU CAME HERE FOR......
DID YOU HEAR ME?!?!? CASK-CONDITIONED LOOSE CANNON, FOLKS!
(SIGH......... maybe the guy over there taking a picture will like me.........)"
2 comments:
I would have wandered over and said hello to that lovely cask.
But then as you so elaborately detailed below, I wasn't exactly the median audience there.
I would have pulled a chair up to it.
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