Ladies and gentlemen, save your money and enthusiasm.
I have, over the course of a long and sleepless night, home-brewed a "clone" of the latest product by Scottish madcap brewers BrewDog. And I will share it all with you for only $100 a full serving.
For an extra $20, I will meet you and serve it in an authentic BrewDog glass for an extra dose of authenticity.
If you wish to try this yourself, start here.
What?!?!?! %#)(*@! WHAT?!?!?!?!? You don't WANT the red squirrel, you want the ^#)+%!@ STOAT instead?!?!?!? Do we even HAVE freakin' stoats in North Ameri-.......
Oh, fine. !*&$%#@ FINE, dagnabbit. HERE. ALSO in an authentic BrewDog glass!!!! Now buy up, dang it!
A Baltimore beer man needs your support.
19 hours ago