I swear, in about three weeks, we're going to get press releases looking just like this, only they may or may not be April Fool's jokes.
The latest novelty bottled beer from Dogfish Head, supposedly inspired by the Alstrom Brothers of Beer Advocate: "Wrath of Pecan," which according to the Alstroms, is "brewed w/ plantains, carob, and pecan-smoked malt."
I think I'll take a trip through the Asian supermarket in Catonsville (you know, the one where you need a passport and an interpreter), grab three random ingredients off the shelf, make a beer from them, and then get someone to interpret the labels for me.............. and then Dogfish or whoever can buy the recipe off of me.
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