"Liberally" stolen/adapted from several other websites on both sides of the political divide..........
Game time 9 PM EST, 6 PM PST, 27 Jan. 2010 (held early so you don't miss the "Lost" season premiere!)
Obama says "The state of our union is strong" (or some version of this): Do one shot.of strong ale
Obama says "let me be clear" : Do one shot of Everclear
Obama says "change isn't easy": Do one shot with a dime in the glass
Obama says "make no mistake": Do one shot of the wrong drink
Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake." : He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots
Joe Wilson yells something: Do two shots
Obama yells back: Finish the bottle
Obama says "jobs": Do one shot, two if you're unemployed
Obama says "health care": Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver
Obam says "stimulus": Do a shot of espresso and Red Bull
Nancy Pelosi leads a standing ovation: Yep, do a shot and yell "cheers"
Nancy Pelosi leads a standing ovation of 50-55% of the Congress: Do a shot.
close-up of Nancy Pelosi: Do a shot without moving any facial muscles
Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal: Drink a bottle/pint of North Coast Red Seal Ale
Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal : STOP DRINKING, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD [and it doesn't help matters that she's wearing gray!]
Hilary Clinton is shown grinning: Do one shot
Hilary Clinton is shown frowning: Do one shot of De Dolle Dulle Teve
Obama mentions Bo, the dog: Put beer in your dog's water bowl
Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress: Go immediately to the Huffington Post/NY Times Style page for close-ups
Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over : Do three shots. No, one. Too sure a thing.
Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership": Do two shots carefully, as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow
Obama says "filibuster": Drink until 60% of the people with whom you're watching agree to stop... or go unconscious
Obama says "cap and trade": Swap drinking vessels and caps with the person next to you
Obama references Copenhagen: a bottle/can of Heiniken or Carlsberg, or a shot of Cherry Heering
Obama mentions Ted Kennedy: Drink a shot of Irish whiskey and drive off a bridge
Obama mentions John Edwards: Down a whole bottle of Arrogant Bastard, but deny having drunk it for a year
Obama says he's "fighting for you": Do one shot, two if you actually believe him, you pitiful fool
Obama mentions Haiti: Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate the price of three shots to the Red Cross
Obama says "The hopeful audacity of yes we can change": Do one shot of unicorn piddle
Obama blames a problem on the past administration: Do a shot of something well-aged (also if Robert Byrd is shown)